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Terms Of Use
We run this site so that people like
you can use it for personal entertainment, information,
education, communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead
and browse around all you like. You can even download stuff from
the site but only for non-commercial, personal use. If you do,
though, don't fool around with the copyright. They're there for
a really good reason. And don't even think about distributing,
modifying, transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or anything else
un-cool with any of the stuff, including the text, images,
audio, and video, for public or commercial purposes unless we
give you written permission.
You should carefully read these
terms of use before you use this site, by using or indicating
your agreement by clicking the accept button a check in the
accept box you agree to by bound to the terms of use. This is
legally binding. If you do not agree then you should not use
this site.
In addition to this if you visit
our site, you're also legally obligated to the terms and
conditions listed below and any other law or regulation that
applies to the site, the Internet, the World Wide Web, or Los
Angeles, CA. You shouldn't access or browse the site if you have
any problem with that, because once you start, there's no
turning back -- you are bound by the terms and conditions.
So here's the deal on our Top
Eleven Rules for for use of our site:
1. For everyone's sake, just
assume that everything on the site is copyrighted unless we say
it's not. So you can't use the stuff except how we say you can
on this page or anywhere else on the site without our written
permission. And like we said before, it's not likely we'll give
you permission anyway. In fact, even if we wanted to, the
lawyers are likely to veto any deal anyway. So it's better you
don't even ask.
2. While we try to include
accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising you it's
accurate. If you use what is on the site, you're using it at
your own risk. If there's a problem we assume no liability or
responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.
3. We and anybody else who helped
us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable for any
damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, the lawyers
want you to know that our disclaimer includes "direct,
incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising
out of your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the
foregoing, everything on the site is provided to you 'AS IS'
WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED,
INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF
MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, OR NON
INFRINGEMENT.
Please note that some
jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties,
so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. Check your
local laws for any restrictions or limitations regarding the
exclusion of implied warranties. " Ugh! What a mouthful from the
mouthpieces. We put all of that in quotes because we couldn't
figure out any other way to say it that the lawyers would
accept. But here's the bottom line -- we're not responsible if
you're browsing around and the site damages you or your computer
or infects it with any nasty viruses. We sure hope that doesn't
happen, but if it does, don't call us.
4. If you don't want the world to
know something, don't post in on the site in any bulletin board
or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose to us is
ours. That's right -- ours. So we can do anything we want with
the stuff you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit
it, publish it, broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can
even send it to your mother (as soon as we find her address).
Not only that, we can even use any ideas, concepts, know-how, or
techniques you post any way we want to, including, developing,
manufacturing and marketing products or other stuff using the
information you post.
5. Pictures of people or places
shown on the site are either our property or someone else's
property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's
definitely not your property. You or any of your net-friends
can't use it unless we said you could on this page or somewhere
else on the site. And guess what -- we won't say yes. So be
careful, Bunky, because unauthorized use may violate all sorts
of nasty laws. Be smart, keep the stuff you download to
yourself.
6. There's also a lot of
trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site that either we
own or we're using with someone else's permission. So don't
think you have any kind of license or right to use them, because
you don't and we're not about to give you one. If you don't
leave them alone and mess with our trademarks, logos and service
marks on our site, we'll probably go ballistic, so will the
companies that own the other trademarks, logos and service
marks. That means that we're likely to sue you or to ask a
prosecutor to come after you for messing around with our
property or the property of others.
7. You'll probably notice we've
linked our site to lots of others. While that's cool, it doesn't
mean we've looked at all those sites, much less checked them out
periodically to see what's going on. So don't blame us if some
site you link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you or
your pets. Go ahead and link, but remember, you're doing it at
your risk.
8. That brings us to what you do
on our own site. While we occasionally listen in on chat groups,
or look at the posting in our discussion groups or on our
bulletin boards, we take no responsibility and assume no
liability for the content of those locations or for any
mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions, falsehoods,
obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter when
you visit such places on our site. And don't be stupid by
posting or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libellous,
defamatory, obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic,
nasty, mean, or profane material or any material that law
enforcement types may consider a criminal offense, get someone
in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that matter violate any law
-- anywhere, anytime. While we certainly respect your privacy,
we have no choice but to fully cooperate with any law
enforcement authorities or court which might ask us who might
have posted nasty stuff on our site.
9. Software that we use on this
Site is protected by all sorts of patriotic U.S. laws. Because
of that, you can't download or send the software to anyone in
the vacation travel spots of Cuba, Iraq, Libya, North Korea,
Iran, Syria, or any other country where United States has
embargoed goods; or (get this) to anyone on the United States
Treasury Department's list of Specially Designated Nationals,
the U.S. Commerce Department's Table of Deny Orders. As if that
were not tough enough, if you live in or are a national of any
of those lovely places, you're not even supposed to be reading
this page, so beat it!
10. We're also allowed to change
this page and anything else on the site any time we want to.
That's because it's ours and we have the programmers who can do
it. If we do change the page, then you're bound by those
changes, too, whenever you visit our site.
11. If either of us wants to make
something of it and wants to "sue" (a dirty word) then we have
to follow these rules of engagement. (sort of according to the
Geneva Convention):
To the extent you have in any
manner violated or threatened to violate
www.thecompletedetox.com with Calvin Newstead of Syplan Pty Ltd
and/or its affiliates' intellectual property rights,
www.thecompletedetox.com with Calvin Newstead of Syplan Pty Ltd
and/or its affiliates may seek injunctive or other appropriate
relief in any state or federal court in the State of Michigan,
and you consent to exclusive jurisdiction and venue in such
courts.
Any other disputes will be
resolved as follows:
If a dispute arises under this
agreement, we agree to first try to resolve it with the help of
a mutually agreed-upon mediator. Any costs and fees other than
attorney fees associated with the mediation will be shared
equally by each of us.
If it proves impossible to arrive
at a mutually satisfactory solution through mediation, we agree
to submit the dispute to binding arbitration, under the rules of
the American Arbitration Association. Judgment upon the award
rendered by the arbitration may be entered in any court with
jurisdiction to do so.
The Complete Detox is the
trademarks of www.thecompletedetox.com with Calvin Newstead of
Syplan Pty Ltd cannot be used without the written permission of
www.thecompletedetox.com with Calvin Newstead of Syplan Pty Ltd.
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